If there was an award for the Dunce of the Universe, the first recipients would be husband/wife duo (and newly sacked X-Factor New Zealand judges) Willy Moon and Natalia Kills. These two went on a vicious tirade, accusing a contestant of the very thing they are guilty of.
For those who haven’t seen it, here’s a clip of the train wreck that got them fired:
I’m usually one to give people the benefit of the doubt, but there’s no doubt about it: they are so far out of line, they crossed it thrice.
Let’s just get a few things straight:
#1: You can’t copyright fashion.
You wanted to sound intelligent by mentioning “intellectual property”, but you failed to realize that fashion is not protected by copyright law.
Natalia: place a dunce cap on your head.
#2: Wearing suits with your hair slicked back is nothing new.
Besides the fact that no one knows who Willy Moon is, Elvis Presley and most members of the Rat Pack donned this style before Moon was even born.
Not to mention, the contestant/victim sang a cover of a Justin Timberlake song, who donned a suit & tie for the FutureSex/LoveSounds era in 2006… Four years before Willy Moon dropped his first song on MySpace.
Willy: place a dunce cap on your head. Make it a big one for being on MySpace in 2010.
#3: Natalia Kills is a huge copycat herself.
Not too long ago, Natalia Kills was actually Hip-Pop rapper Verbalicious, a Lil’ Mama/Lady Sovereign hybrid with less substance. Watching her “Don’t Play Nice” video is like watching Sporty Spice imitate Missy Elliott.
When that persona didn’t work, she changed your name to Natalia Kills and morphed into an Elvira/Lady Gaga hybrid.
Are you two enjoying your dunce caps?
WHAT’D WE LEARN?
I’m not entirely sure what possessed these two to go on this unnecessary and ridiculous rant. Maybe they thought they were being funny. Maybe they actually believe that they are original. Maybe they sipped a little too much of the Hollywood serum and lost all sense of humility.
Regardless, What I do know is that BOTH of them are walking compilations and should cease talking immediately. Don’t pass “GO”, don’t collect $200, just go straight to jail. Sleep it off and try again.
